i was expecting a dope catch but..
HE STARED DEATH IN THE FACE!!! HE FELT THE PAIN BEFORE IT EVEN MADE IMPACT.
sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit
"what would you do if you won the lottery?"
"Success means we go to sleep at night knowing that our talents and ablities were used in a way that served others."
when yo momma call u for dinner and its not even ready
am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
- person: so what music are you into?
- me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that