there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
Hey, what’s haddnin lil bitch? Ya niggas hiring?
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
girl drop it to the floor
I have deep concerns for the human race
THIS IS NOT OK
What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook
People Art Gallery
Exciting Photo Illusions
The truth is that a First Mate loves their Captain more than the Captain loves their First Mate.
"I’ve found that growing up means being honest. About what I want. What I need. What I feel. Who I am."
Done by Tom Gilmour.
"If it were up to me I’d marry you right now. I’d start my life with you. We’d go out and buy that piece of land you want, build a cute little house. Have sex, cuddle by the fireplace and eat breakfast together the next morning. Go to work, and rush to get home just so we could see each other. Eventually have babies, and fight over who’s parents we’re naming them after. Buy our first dog. Celebrate our 10 year anniversary. Get in those bad fights, but make up after a day or so. Continue to surprise each other, watch the sunset from our front porch every now and then. Watch our babies graduate and start their lives. Retire. Meet our grandbabies. Hold each other every night and never forget the love that started this all.
If it were up to me, I’d start that adventure with you right now."
"All I can ever ask of you is to please never settle for me. If I’m not what you’re looking for, if I’m not good enough for you, then don’t stay."